i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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