we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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