from now on my penis is your penis
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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