His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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