i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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