No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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