come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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