so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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