i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
The air was thick with penises
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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