id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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