If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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