did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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