do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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