My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I have fence marks all over my body
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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