shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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