remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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