Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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