pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
We left the knife in your bed.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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