Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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