better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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