Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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