I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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