Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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