i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
