Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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