Umm I'm too high to move.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
