p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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