It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
God I need to hump something, right now.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
