Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Its about making memories worth repressing
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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