My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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