omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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