If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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