Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to stick my p in your. b.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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