We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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