Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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