He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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