he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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