Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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