If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Fuck appropriateness.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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