didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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