What should our trivia night team be named?
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redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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