oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
