Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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