No, you can still breathe under the balls.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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