you guys were way drunker than both of me
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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