and my herpes radar will keep us safe
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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