DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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