Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Randomize
