Say something about gay babies.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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