The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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