I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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