I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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