It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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