He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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