The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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