Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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