well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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